What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

Me : Thank you.

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

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I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

My parents force me (15yo atheist) to go to church, and there’s this thing called Small Sundays where we discuss the Bible in groups, there are questions asked about the Bible. What am I supposed to do when they ask?

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Me : Because it's month of August.

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He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

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I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

He : Then let's have some coffee

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

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By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

This is a real question: Why do a lot of men/boys hate (yes, hate) women that voice their criteria in choosing a partner? Even when the criteria is sane and responsible. Besides it being, sadly, an effective mating strategy, why does it exist?

Me : I don't drink coffee also

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

If everyone in Russia dropped into holes in the ground only never to return, would that be good for NATO and international peacekeepers? Can we convince Russians to be less diabolical, so they coexist? Does Putin stink like doo doo in the commode?

He : I'm 24.

Me : I don't drink

Me : No

Have you ever witnessed a remote beach show where hundreds of turtles crawling to the water?

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

He : Tea ?

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

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He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

Are MAGA the "useful idiots" for the radical-right billionaires like Charles Koch and Elon Musk?

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

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Me : Sure.

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.